I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash.
That’s what i have been trying to tell my friends!
what i’ve been telling my parents
Thank you! I hate it when people think just because a film is animated, they think it’s for kids!
Truer words have never been spoken :)
Instant reblog forever
I don’t know what this is from, but it should be from real life.
My mother told me the bible says homosexuality is an abomination when I came out. I reminded her of the many times our family enjoys crab, and about her marriage history, and about how many times my brother disrespected her, all punishable by death. She didn’t try that again.
Vwee hee hee! This is awesome!
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT…
"Do I really have to?"
"Fine, I would marry Carmelita for reasons you all know. I would…”
He pauses and gulps.
"Please don’t see this Carmelita and Bentley."
He then continues.
"I would screw Penlope because… I would want to kill Neyla. Again."
Here’s a song about Derpy.
Henriette “One Eye” Cooper raised the Crusher when he was a little squidling.
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I told Suarez I wanted to join so I could bug the Riveras and he made me an honorary Police Officer for it.
Well, that did sound a bit like the Police Chief… “Can I… say good bye to my family first?” No, he would not cry! He was a Rivera! A hero Rivera…! who was being arrested for crime….
"UNDER ARREST?! BUT I’VE NEVER BEEN ARRE-" Wait a minute he didn’t remember doing three of those… but the two that he did do were still evil! "I- I-" he gasped for words, his voice rising almost to sobbing tone, "But I am a hero…!"